punch, dragon

Approximate Pre-Holocaust Price:
Depending on your level of success while trying to pull it off, a dragon punch can either win or cost you all of the marbles. Please be sure to check the marblometer and run a cost/profit analysis before attempting.

Approximate Post-Holocaust Availability:
It's hard to say. Though some believe forward, down, and the word Shoryuken are elements of the dragon punch, the exact method of throwing a dragon punch has been lost in the mists of time. Maybe a young warrior will rediscover this lost art after ZH0H. May the gods have mercy on us all.

Benefits:
Your fist catches on fire and hits your target so fucking hard they fly high and far. During a true dragon punch, the thrower will move twice as far horizontally as he does vertically. Near-n-tall dragon punches are for posers.

Drawbacks:
None. Unless you are Sagat. How that monster could take something as pristine and good as a dragon punch and turn it into such a mockery of itself is beyond my comprehension. "Oh look, I'm Sagat. My dragon punch goes real high and I hit you about thirty times with it but I don't do any damage to you. I'm a fucking vag-face." For shame, Sagat, FOR SHAME!

Overall Effectiveness Score:
10 out of 10. God himself couldn't create a finer anti-zombie weapon. Capsule Computers, I salute you for the fine service you have done mankind.